Jackass moment...

kingbill · Jan 14, 2007

So it was late Friday and I had far too much to drink, I thought I need some action, I'm gonna send out a text to one of my girls to see if she's awake and feels like having a drunk guy paw all over her. "Hey girlie I want to come over and make sweet sweet love to you" (so gay but I was so drunk)
I click through my phone and find her number click Add recipient then I send message.

Then I see my phone display.

Now sending message 1 or 1 to "EX-WIFE"

Everything went slow motion as I screamed the words OH FUCK...that kind of thing sobers you up really f'n quick

Got about 5 hate texts this morning...

:smoking:

SkinsRaj28 · Jan 14, 2007

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

That is awful.

SkinsRaj28 · Jan 14, 2007

That actually reminds me of a brilliant idea I had a while back:

All cell phones should come equipped with one of those breathalyzer things that people with multiple DUIs have to blow into in order to start their car.

You should have to blow into something in order to use your phone. Because I'm all about putting an end to drunk dialing...or txting, in this instance.

I don't even drunk dial much. But I'm aware of the dire consequences that could arise should it happen.

Someone wanna give me some venture capital to get this project on wheels? Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

kingbill · Jan 14, 2007

That's great...normally I can do pretty good work with some texting but the ex and this other girl's name both start with the same letter.

A buddy of mine had a similar Idea, a device that measures IQ and anger levels and if either one don't measure to an acceptable level, no matter what number you dial you get your mother. The theory is she brought you into the world she's responsible.

DonMelchor · Jan 14, 2007

that's fucked up, hahahahha, what did she say.....

hno:

not tonight, swing by tomorrow????

uppy:

DonMelchor · Jan 14, 2007

maybe she went to have a Brazilian waxing or something like that....

she probably has wine and candles at home right now:niceass:

MonkeyMentos · Jan 14, 2007

SkinsRaj28 said:
That actually reminds me of a brilliant idea I had a while back:

All cell phones should come equipped with one of those breathalyzer things that people with multiple DUIs have to blow into in order to start their car.

You should have to blow into something in order to use your phone. Because I'm all about putting an end to drunk dialing...or txting, in this instance.

I don't even drunk dial much. But I'm aware of the dire consequences that could arise should it happen.

Someone wanna give me some venture capital to get this project on wheels? Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'll chip in so long as you find a solution for ass dialing. Too many idiots in my life have their cells in their pants and end up speed dialing me an god knows who else. Even the flip phones. Booty calls are fine, but.. Say No To Ass Calls.

fucnluc · Jan 14, 2007

SkinsRaj28 said:
That actually reminds me of a brilliant idea I had a while back:

All cell phones should come equipped with one of those breathalyzer things that people with multiple DUIs have to blow into in order to start their car.

You should have to blow into something in order to use your phone. Because I'm all about putting an end to drunk dialing...or txting, in this instance.

I don't even drunk dial much. But I'm aware of the dire consequences that could arise should it happen.

Someone wanna give me some venture capital to get this project on wheels? Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cells with breathalyzers exist by Samsung.

http://www.mobilemag.com/content/100/340/C4915/

http://alcoholism.about.com/od/dui/a/dui_phone.htm

When the user blows into the phone, if their blood-alcohol level is over the legal limit, the telephone displays an animation of an automobile swerving and crashing into traffic cones.

The user can also program the telephone to block selected numbers in the phone's address book to prevent them from calling ex-girlfriends or boyfriends, parents, co-workers or bosses if they are intoxicated.

fucnluc · Jan 14, 2007

Speaking of, the city of Tampa implemented breathalyzers in Ybor City (a clubbing/bar scene) when I went to college. The point was to see if you were OK to drive home.

This obviously turned into a drinking competition and had to be removed. :suomi: